[FADE IN]
EXT. RANDOM COFFEE SHOP

Slow camera pan down to blurred blue & white logo 
shaped like a windmill, the likes of which
some male siblings from Holland might own.

EXT. TABLE IN FRONT OF COFFEE SHOP

Justine sits at coffee shop, addressing viewer.

			JUSTINE
		Hi there! I'm Justine!

Justine waves hand at screen.

			JUSTINE
		I'm here to guide you through this 
		co----mic er, strip.

Justine has look of uncertainty.

			JUSTINE
		This comic is about geekdom. It is about philosophy. 
		It is about the war between good and evil Operating 
		Systems. Occasionally it is about God.

Justine sips her coffee.

			JUSTINE
		When I was young, I wrote "Everyone loves a paradox," 
		in my journal. That reminds me of a funny exchange between 
		a pair of young unintelligent sounding 
		men crackin lines 'tween em about a spread in Maxim (or FHM
		I reallly don't remember) of Britney Spears THE FOLLOWING 
		QUOTE CONTAINS MATERIAL INAPPROPRIATE FOR MINORS. "See she 
		looks all hot and mellow here and then on this page she 
		looks like a slut." My memory of this embodiment of the 
		teenage male stereotype is quite vivid, not cause it was 
		surprising, but because it reminded me of a song I would 
		breakdance to years later, "..want a lady on the street 
		but a freak in the bed." Those lines together echo what I, 
		on a random day of thoughts and loneliness penned above in  
		my highschool journal. Oh, yes. We all love a paradox, don't 
		we? We want to eat that cake and stare at it untouched when
		we're done. Incidentally my mind wanders a lot as it has 
		here. Those who occasionally quote books no one read that 
		inspired movies everyone saw are like this, but that's 
		another story and will be told another time.

[CLOSE-UP]
Justine winks.

			JUSTINE
		My only warning on content is this. While I will rarely 
		have adult oriented topics, I will never use uncensored 
		adult language (morally it feels better and honestly, a 
		stream of censored 'f' words is funnier to me than 
		uncensored ones).

Justine lifts her hands up as though presenting the space around her for inspection.

			JUSTINE
		As you can see, the d-bag who "draws" me will not be 
		coming to your local museum with any exhibits. He's male 
		in his near 30s, and spends most of his time with his wife 
		and 4 girls. He could've paid more attention to what his 
		art instructor in High School was teaching him instead of 
		his art instructors missing upper lip, but noooo. And here 
		I rest, on the page before you. Where words recreate what 
		that hand was too lazy to commit to paper. He did give me 
		this cell phone though.

Justine starts to take out phone. Right before she is about to show the type of phone...
[ZOOM OUT]
EXT. 200 YARDS BACK FROM COFFEE SHOP

			JUSTINE
		Apparently my artist and I know who I speak with on my cell 
		phone, but you may never know. He's warned me though that 
		most of them are knobs or noobs. My phone also doesn't 
		have a snappy name like the Pear ByePhone or SungSam 
		Galluck-She, though the Paolini-esque choice of such a name 
		would've been funny for a half-second.

[CUT TO PREVIOUS ZOOM]
Justine points her finger at the camera.

			JUSTINE
		See? You already agree it would've been dumb. But I digress.
		I'm almost always at this coffee shop here.

Jusine points upwards while still looking forward

			JUSTINE
		Billboards, license plates/bumper stickers on cars nearby, 
		and other stuff will sometimes appear.

[QUICK PAN UP/OVER]
EXT. GIANT BILLBOARD, SIMPLE BLACK BLOCK TEXT ON WHITE BACKGROUND, READING "WHEN BUDGET PERMITS." 

[QUICK PAN DOWN/OVER, RETURN TO PREV ANGLE]
Justine is sitting in her chair with her legs crossed.

			JUSTINE
		...and also you'll hear the music to which I be jammin.

[CUT TO CLOSEUP]
EXT. SMARTPHONE IN JUSTIN'S HAND. PICTURE ON SCREEN IS HEAVY WITH PURPLE OVERTONES, DEPICTING A REBEL ANGEL FALLING, THE ANGELS BODY CONTORTED DRAMATICALLY SCREAMING TOWARDS.

[CUT RETURN TO PREV ANGLE]
Justine sips her coffee again.

			JUSTINE
		...and my beverage of choice for the day. Did I mention 
		that my artist and I like coffee? Anywho, that's all I'll
		say for now.

[CUT TO BLACK (NO FADE)]
[BEGIN CLOSING CREDITS]